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Pour vous en mettre plein les oreilles et les yeux (via Emonk_net). C’est la journée des merveilles aujourd’hui, entre ça, mon nouveau jouet (Nikon, I love you) et les fêtes qui approchent.

C’est parce qu’en fin de journée, en plein rush de correction/traduction/deadlinedeadline/ughhh, j’ai eu une soudaine envie de passer ma soirée à photographier les illuminations sur les Champs Elysées que nous nous sommes retrouvés Michel et moi à (se peler les miches) faire les touristes sur l’avenue la plus célèbre de la capitale, appareil au poing et nez rouge en prime (non, cherchez pas, vous n’aurez pas cette photo).

Les amoureux des bancs publics

So cliché, isn’t it ? Le but du jeu ayant été de pouvoir les prendre dans l’axe de l’arc sans trop se faire repérer. Mais je crois qu’au final le jeune homme me regardait d’un oeil noir.

Protip : being random means you’re alive, more than alive. Enjoy.

  • “Are you Italian ? You look italian.” “o_O” #
  • LOLWAT !? #
  • I’m gonna punch in the face the next person who will tell me “I’m like you”. NO FUCKING NO YOU FUCKING IGNORANT FOOL. #
  • @michelv *falcon punch* #
  • @Spiraltwist but THAT is a nice surprise. Enjoy your meal :) #
  • @CamyLuna I did a while ago using a french website, I guess they’re using spreadshirt while providing their own shirts, you want the url ? #
  • @Avatarpress 52 in Caen and according to the bloody pain I have in the right side of my face I would say quite humid. #
  • Too many bored people online. Give me a keyboard, a text editor and see, that’s me, never bored. #
  • Protip: if you’re writing to gain attention, you’re doing it wrong. #
  • Ah. Stalker respawned. Story of my life. Are they immortal or what…? #
  • Time to withdraw myself and play dead. Damnit. #
  • And use the ban hammer too… Extreme, radical, I like it. #
  • @michelv “and slit your wrists.” in reply to michelv #
  • Seriously, it makes my blood boil. The fuck is wrong with people. #
  • Official : in my next life I want to be a guy. At least people will take me seriously when I say “NO FUCKING NO”. #
  • k… *inhale exhale* I need to slaughter something. #
  • @Avatarpress “When pissed, write !” in reply to Avatarpress #
  • @Rootfireember I’d rather punch the creepy twat who thought it would be easier to stalk people protected by his comp screen. Virtually. in reply to Rootfireember #
  • And it’s a full win for the ban hammer. Now people be nice and remind me to stay away from anyone (and pray that he has a static IP…) #
  • Words like violence, break the silence, come crashing in, into my little world. ♫ http://blip.fm/~rt1f #
  • Touring the angel. Relax, close your eyes and listen. http://is.gd/7MPq (tweet will go poof in 3…2…) #
  • Grabbing we can, after all, everything counts. (another DM rare mix, while I’m at it) ♫ http://blip.fm/~rta3 #
  • @stevenpaulr nothing’s more relaxing than the night and some good music in reply to stevenpaulr #
  • Your own personal jesus (I swear I stop the DM spam after this one…) ♫ http://blip.fm/~rtec #
  • One of my writer friends used to write listening to Touring the angel (among other things). I fully understand him now (among other things) #
  • My blood can kill mosquitoes. I’m that amazing. Yeah. #
  • @b_like_plan_b unless you want to get killed, no ? in reply to b_like_plan_b #
  • @b_like_plan_b well ok you’re not a mosquito but we never know… in reply to b_like_plan_b #
  • Keep it coming ! (and Jude Law looks like a girl, amirite ?) ♫ http://blip.fm/~rujg #
  • Crashing like a tidal wave, incoming DM spam tomorrow. (No you didnt see my typo, NO.) #
  • “I still get nightmares. In fact I get them so often I should be used to them by now. I’m not. No one ever really gets used to nightmares.” #
  • Wow. Just wow. I should have known : Do not talk to humans Talyn. #
  • @remotevoices what kind of EEE do you have ? I might take one at some point but I still have to lurk to choose the right one. in reply to remotevoices #
  • Wondering if apples could mix well with cheese… hmm… *testing testing* #
  • @brianwood ahahah. Damn suddenly I miss cheddar pretty bad… in reply to brianwood #
  • @remotevoices it did, really yummy. Cheese mixes with anything anyway ! in reply to remotevoices #
  • Tune for the writing routine of the day (yay another Depeche Mode spam !) ♫ http://blip.fm/~rzi7 #
  • Groceries calling ! *growls* omg it’s gonna be full of ppl… #
  • “There are no facts, only interpretations.” #
  • And who can’t even sit for a second because she still has a bunch to do ? ME. *sigh* Life… #
  • I wouldn’t mind a dissection of my right shoulder if I had the time tho. #
  • And suddenly… PUPPIES ! http://is.gd/5atM Too much cuteness can’t make me better, right ? #
  • @emonk_net true words in reply to emonk_net #
  • Amazing how egotists will never admit their flaws. Ever noticed how it’s always you who is wrong and not them ? #
  • Instead of wasting time educating them, I suggest the bitch-slap-omatic. Or better. Napalm. Extreme. Radical. <3 #
  • @michelv I hate to repeat myself, you know, but… *falcon punch* in reply to michelv #
  • Who are you to wave your finger, you must have been high. ♫ http://blip.fm/~s2u2 #
  • @Spiraltwist my pleasure ;) in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • Text editor + Lady Grey + Nutella time. *prrrs* #
  • Hmm… So. The creepy stalker doesn’t seem to understand the purpose of the banhammer. What the frell people…? #
  • Invading my personal space when not invited = not a good idea. #
  • Hmkay. So remind me to never post selfshots on flickr again. And act as a guy anywhere on the internet. Period. #
  • K. Raped. I own. #
  • Woops. #
  • @CamyLuna yeah but failed :/ in reply to CamyLuna #
  • Anyway guess it’s time to put to bed that not very good day. Night tweetland. #
  • And sometimes I just run out of clever things to say. #
  • @Avatarpress I wonder what’s that something we’re all waiting for then… in reply to Avatarpress #
  • All I know right now is that I miss the sea. And what’s more meaningful than a song without lyrics ? ♫ http://blip.fm/~sq0f #
  • And I’m tired. ♫ http://blip.fm/~sq6y #
  • @Avatarpress I don’t like when things are ending on a “dead and cold” note. Prolly why I should start to hibernate. in reply to Avatarpress #
  • Hmm but if I really want to hibernate I need to gain some weight. Don’t mind me, I’m going to bed with the nutella tonight. #
  • @stevenpaulr heaven in a pot ! in reply to stevenpaulr #
  • @m1k3y meh true.. LEt’s say I’ll hibernate half the day then… ok ? in reply to m1k3y #
  • @Avatarpress burn… things. I like. in reply to Avatarpress #
  • Gee-Zilla is awake. Can she have someone to eat now ? #
  • Just decided I won’t go to the Tokyo Decadance party at the end of the week. #
  • @m1k3y Bonjour ! Does he also recommend some effin huge blankets and nutella ? in reply to m1k3y #
  • She was practiced at the art of deception, well I could tell by her blood-stained hands. ♫ http://blip.fm/~sw5m #
  • For once I must admit I’m not so happy to go to ponyland. Oh well. #
  • *poof* this is me changing myself into the white rabbit. I prolly won’t tweet much about my location (considering you know what) so dm me. #
  • And who is going to play with the effin’ huge Mac this evening ? Me ! Ok, now I’m happy. (and yes I am a nerd, frell you!) #
  • Sidenote as I grab a pen : I’m still wondering the fuck happened for things to be like that now. But that was quite clear & precise for once #
  • Just received a txt from Sophie inviting me to her baby shower. That’s great. Who is Sophie ? #
  • Hmpppfff underground blocked by who knows what. Bienvenue ! *growls* #
  • You can’t fight addictions. YOU MUST SUBMIT ! *makes herself an intraveinous injection of Pepsi* #
  • So you know, I kinda have a small problem with strenght since my stroke, due to the loss of sensation in some part of my body. #
  • The result is that, most of the time I can’t feel the pressure / strenght I use with my left hand. Sometimes it’s too high & I crush things. #
  • And sometimes it’s too low and… I can’t do shit. That being said : anybody would kindly open that fucking pepsi bottle for me ? #
  • @Avatarpress ahaah thank you ! got it with a wrench actually ;) in reply to Avatarpress #
  • Just remembered the chat function on gmail when it popped to my face, wtf… #
  • What…? Themes in my gmail ? #
  • Because in the end everything we do is just everything we’ve done. #
  • I’m probably also dreaming that I’m awake right now. #
  • @Spiraltwist Ow ! No ! I swear I’m still sleeping and this is just another dream I woke up in ! But it’s quite persistant though.. in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • Paris, you’re all wet today, I don’t like that, you’re dirty when you’re wet. #
  • @Spiraltwist I can never make the difference already and I agree, it doesn’t matter, it makes things mre interesting anyway ;) in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • @mitsumonsterz happy b’day :) in reply to mitsumonsterz #
  • Running to ponyland #
  • @avatarpress @spiraltwist or full of bubbles and caffeine. Damn i need pepsi now. Nurses !!!! in reply to Avatarpress #
  • Il manque un ‘ mais je ne pense pas que cela soit à moi de corriger #
  • And i like watching girls make-upping in the subway #
  • No pony for me today, but comics to translate. Life couldn’t be better, right ? #
  • @wheeepony omg nononono, this is so wrong !!! in reply to wheeepony #
  • Test… Unicorns ? #
  • @wheeepony you’re cuter ! in reply to wheeepony #
  • @wheeepony your unicorn bot friend won’t notice me, i’m sad, I would have loved to see a unicorn today. in reply to wheeepony #
  • @wheeeunicorn awwww thanks for coming ! *pats* Gosh, internet I love you for being that insane. in reply to wheeeunicorn #
  • And that being said, we need music from Hellview. ♫ http://blip.fm/~tc41 #
  • “How do you spell asocial and haughty?” “a-s-o-c-i-a-l & h-a-u-g-h-t-y. Wait, are you talking about me ?” #
  • @warrenellis good morning Space Daddy. in reply to warrenellis #
  • And it’s cig-o’clock ! #
  • Note to self : the bondage shirt wasn’t a good idea. Doors love me. #
  • @Spiraltwist hopefully tonight at that book opening party :) in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • And I’m off, hungry. Later tweetland ! #
  • @warrenellis oh yes, do it please, make my life more amazing ! in reply to warrenellis #
  • @spiraltwist I will, but since it’s a japanese event i might have to wear the bukkake shirt to “fit” ;) in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • http://twitpic.com/mwhp - Subway loves me too #
  • “Follow the black rabbit” #
  • And you also can hire me as a bodyguard (if you’re one of my girls) #
  • omw home, event was pretty badly organized but at least i could see morgane & amandine #
  • I also need a better camera #
  • Home. Tired. Can I have a Gah ? “GAH” #
  • @Spiraltwist o/ couldnt take myself in pix btw but I might have some nice ones from the event (if my camera didnt crap), flickr asap :D in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • @Spiraltwist Ill prolly put them online when Ill get back to normandy tomorrow though, it’s not my comp im using right now :) in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • Finally found the use of a webcam on the mac : removing the make up without going to the bathroom. /nerd #
  • Ok I might have overestimated my camera… First thing to buy next month : a new one. #
  • Pretty People Never Lie, Vampires Never Really Die. And that being said, I’ll go and crash like a tidal wave. ♫ http://blip.fm/~to4t #
  • @michelv NOYOU ! in reply to michelv #
  • (On a sidenote : selling kidney. - just saw the prices on the bridges. GAH) #
  • Repetition ain’t fun. i hate mornings. #
  • @Avatarpress oh oui : rainy grey and cold but still, it’s paris :) in reply to Avatarpress #
  • *poof* black rabbit mode, running to work. Set your autofollow on. #
  • First thing i learned about Paris : shoot anything you find interesting, because a week after it can be gone. #
  • @xutraa come ! I’ll make you cookies :) in reply to xutraa #
  • http://twitpic.com/n15q - Lolcat in my subway ? #
  • QOTD, thx to Mel : I know my subconscious and it should never be allowed to run rampant in my audiovisual cortex. #
  • Omg people, stop the global whining about gmail, minor changes, deal with it. #
  • @jaapwillem the shiny one ! I like them, it totally “netvibes” my gmail if you see what i mean ;) in reply to jaapwillem #
  • I have a bad news and a good news. The bad news : I’m coming back to paris on tuesday instead of wednesday. #
  • The good news is : I’m coming back to paris on tuesday instead of wednesday. #
  • wondering why she had to take the only seat in that train with no power supply around. Dumb blonde running on low battery. #
  • Home. Comp is doing some odd noises. Do not like. But… I r hungry so I’ll fix that later. #
  • It’s good to be alive. Dont compromise, you don’t live my life, cause I don’t judge you when I look in your eyes. ♫ http://blip.fm/~u65z #
  • DUMB BLONDE IS DUMB ! She just autospoiled herself by browsing some random board about series. *autoslaps* #
  • @Spiraltwist good vibes Spiral, hope he’ll do okay in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • I feel like it’s gonna be my turn. Is it ? #
  • It’s gonna be a very quiet week end and you know, I totally enjoy that thought. #
  • @Spiraltwist *pours cocoa* glad to know he’s up and moving. in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • Crank up the volume and dance, I command you to. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ucnh #
  • I think my neighbours are killing each others. Or having sex. #
  • I feel like telling you a secret today : it’s easy. It’s always easy. You just have to decide it is. #
  • Beginning to wonder if it’s possible to apply Mandelbrot set to music… Oh joy, I’m starting to have weird ideas again. #
  • …and if it’s possible, i’m sure Maynard did it already… Fuck. #
  • @VanessaY yeah as I was tweeting that I googled it. It’s relieving actually. in reply to VanessaY #
  • Thanks to tumblr for feeding my Maynard addiction right when I think about him http://is.gd/8zYJ I’m admiration respect and puppy love #
  • @VanessaY yay for perfection ! in reply to VanessaY #
  • @Avatarpress Since I can’t tame a damn guitar yet, maybe I should try fractal music instead, seems more tamable actually. in reply to Avatarpress #
  • @Avatarpress Science is art IMO. Just stumbled upon a website talking about fractal music issued from photos. Need to investigate more. in reply to Avatarpress #
  • http://www.synestesia.fi/ & http://www.synestesia.com/ this is just too amazing for words. #
  • Omg you can’t imagine how this can be exciting for me, I feel like a kid discovering a new world. #
  • …and I totally forgot to feed myself… #
  • Music crush of the day ♫ http://blip.fm/~ugyy #
  • @outlawpoet my crushes are always good, my tastes are absolute perfection in reply to outlawpoet #
  • @outlawpoet then you should try “I don’t want to fall in love” and “What I want” from the same band. Awesomeness. in reply to outlawpoet #
  • (I should open a bar, invite poets and be a DJ every night… hmmm projects projects) #
  • (Sadly my neighbours don’t seem to agree. I liked them better when they were killing each others) #
  • @Avatarpress achieved already. in reply to Avatarpress #
  • @Avatarpress breathing when death tries to dance with you, and cheat on her :) in reply to Avatarpress #
  • I need a redesign… #
  • @Noble_Lion I’m sorry… *evil laughter* in reply to Noble_Lion #
  • @Noble_Lion AHAHAHAHAHAH in reply to Noble_Lion #
  • I shouldn’t decide to redesign something that late at night. Bad for my sleep. /off #
  • Sunday is for coding. Also thanks @ronen for reminding me (without knowing) it’s been a long time I didn’t listen to Poe. #
  • *badapapa badapapa* and the shadows keep on changing. ♫ http://blip.fm/~uqjc #
  • Can’t code anymore. I’m all about meditation. #
  • And respect. Lots. BUT I NEED TO CODE DAMNFUCKINGDAMNIT. #
  • Current problem : bloody mouse not behaving and driving me nuts. #
  • I accidentally threw my mouse by the window. Oops. #
  • @emonk_net tell me about it… in reply to emonk_net #
  • @weipah Of course, at least it will know to fly ;) (or not…) in reply to weipah #
  • Talyn. Starburst ! #
  • Longest designing work EVER. Remind me to buy a new mouse. ASAP. And relaxing pills. TOMORROW. #
  • @weipah You do realize i can unplug it right ? Just “for the lulz” in reply to weipah #
  • Sanity levels dropping fast. #
  • @Avatarpress I might have molested it a bit before. But just a bit. I swear. I won’t speak of anything without my lawyer anyway. in reply to Avatarpress #
  • @Avatarpress I wish ;D And true, i’m falling in love each time I’m finishing something. This one will be much much love. in reply to Avatarpress #
  • C’MON LOAD YOU CUNT ! *coughs* Sorry. #
  • Oh shiny new flickr wordpress plugin : http://stimuli.ca/slickr/ #
  • And. I’m done. I guess. I’ll find some tiny things to tweak, that’s for sure. But I’m done. Now I’m gonna suicide with chocolate milk. #
  • Discard that last tweet. I s… I’m not done yet. #
  • o_O Ovh changed my plan, I have 600mb instead of 60 now. #
  • Done. Now back on writ…err blogging. #
  • (I seriously own, you know ? You should know. Because I totally know I own.) #
  • Just learned how to say “Kill yourself with a spoon” in latin. Life amazes me sometimes. #
  • @m1k3y I don’t know but that’s why it’s awesome !! in reply to m1k3y #
  • @Noble_Lion clochlea in reply to Noble_Lion #
  • Te odeo, interfice te cochleare. #
  • And on that new learning, Internet, I salute you for the night. You are awesome. #
  • Anything better than a thunderstorm at night ? I don’t think so. #
  • Ugh… Packing again today… #
  • @pivwan @fdevillamil thank you in reply to pivwan #
  • @Avatarpress thank you :) It’s gonna be hard tho, I already have to pack for Paris tomorrow, more work. in reply to Avatarpress #
  • @Avatarpress ohmy that would be awesome ! in reply to Avatarpress #
  • Oh joy, I’m sick. #
  • @VanessaY :/ I hope you and @Spiraltwist and her busband will get better quickly. No worries about me, it should pass fast :) in reply to VanessaY #
  • (and I meant husband. Wow sick and brainwrecked, I’m as bright as today’s weather…) #
  • @Spiraltwist Nah, you and your husband first ;) in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • @Spiraltwist Good to hear that :) in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • @emonk_net Try the Stanza app, better than BookshelfLT imo :) in reply to emonk_net #
  • Self-control is for wimps. #
  • “You are as logical as a toon” LOL #
  • @CamyLuna Listen to Stone Sour’s version of Wicked Games. Pure bliss in reply to CamyLuna #
  • Each time I have a headache I wonder what kind of creature is trying to get out. #
  • And I’m gonna have some cake and makis tomorrow. #
  • @warrenellis having a party with the ceiling cat ? in reply to warrenellis #
  • I think it invited some fiends / friends and they’re all having a rave party in my skull. Fuckers. #
  • Especially when I’m not invited ! It’s my skull after all ! #
  • @scottbrown you give me ideas… in reply to scottbrown #
  • @scottbrown I had a friend once who took some acid,
    Now he thinks he’s a fire engine, It’s okay until he pisses on your lighter. in reply to scottbrown #
  • @Spiraltwist glad to know he’s okay, really. in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • @Spiraltwist Tell me about it. But when it’s serious, they’d better put their manly pride aside. in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • @Spiraltwist Ahah (doing my best to sound nicer on the internet) in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • @Spiraltwist easier to trap fresh victims when i sound nicer >;D in reply to Spiraltwist #
  • @phil_lunt XD but i guess my smart cover is overused on twitter now :s in reply to phil_lunt #
  • @scottbrown the less sense it has, the more awesome it is. in reply to scottbrown #
  • And I’d better prepare my netvibes settings on the go. Ponyland tomorrow, ahoy ! #

Monday sounds like a normal day for me, you know…

T’as la logique d’un toon !
– Le Pr3d

Ute: Quelqu’un veut un bout de mon foie ?
spud: Oh oui dans un bocal de formol, je suis sure que t’as des crazy stalkers à qui je pourrais le revendre.
spud: “J’AI UN BOUT D’UTE”
Ute: Tu veux pas ma culotte plutôt ? Propre hein.
spud: ahaha
michel_v: Rien ne prouve que tu l’as portée un jour.
Ute: ahahah
spud: Si le foie est emballé dedans, ça marche.

Pandora: Ça y est je fatigue… Tu m’diras, avec les morues qui gueulent à 00h30…
Ute: Prends des boules Quies ?
Pandora: Je peux pas les balancer par la fenêtre plutôt?
Ute: Bah, les boules Quies c’est plus simple, pourquoi se compliquer la vie ?
Pandora: Mouais, et si j’entends pas le réveil?
Ute: Alors là, tu pluggues le réveil sur un taser, comme ça il te réveille par électrochocs.

Normal day…