“FUCK YOU SHAKESPEARE! WHERE DO YOU GET OFF KILLING OFF ROMEO AND
JULIET? Clearly, you have no conception of how drama is supposed to
work, since you won’t let your characters be happy!”“It was a total rip-off of the sub-plot from Midsummer’s Nights Dream
anyway. Talk about unoriginal.”“I’m still waiting for WS to explain the continuity errors in Antony
and Cleopatra. There is NO WAY that both AAC and Julius Ceasar can
take place simultaneously!”“Don’t get me started on Ceasar! HEY STUPID WILL! THE PLAY IS CALLED
JULIUS CAESAR NOT BRUTUS WHINES FOR THREE ACTS!”“Ugh, you think the Julius Caesar continuity is bad? Falstaff fucking
disappears between the second part of of Henry IV and the start of
Henry V! It’s like WS forgot all about him!”“yo tardo falstaff dies inbetwen storis lololol”
“PLEASE SIGN MY PETETION FOR A FALSTAFF MEMORIAL IN HENRY’S CASTLE THANK
YOU!”“Of course Shakespeare wants his characters to be miserable. He’s the
last person I’d go to for something fun. All he writes is gorey
garbage like Titus Andronicus and continuity porn like the Henry
plays.”“He so badly wants to be Kit it’s kind of sad.”
“The worst was King Lear. Cordelia’s death was just another cliche
‘Woman in an Icehouse’ moment from Hacks-peare.”“The man clearly has issues. I mean, Taming of the Shrew? Women are
shrews? I feel sorry for his wife. No, I don’t, she must deserve it if
she has so little self-esteem to be with him. Othello is one of the
most offensive and racist pieces of filth I’ve ever had the misfortune
to see. And Merchant of Venice is just as bad. I’m honestly surprised
people still give him work, he so clearly has an anti-diversity
agenda.”“Is he really all that bad? I thought Hamlet was sort of okay.”
“Oh, please, the plot of Hamlet makes no fucking sense. There’s a
ghost and incest and an army on the border, yet they have time to fart
around with stupid little plays that do NOTHING to advance the story?
It’s stupid. And he clearly killed Rozencrantz and Guildenstern
because of his anti-fun agenda, as has already been noted.”“According to ‘Reclining in a Ditch’ WS doesn’t even really write the
plays anyway.”“With incompetents like Hackspeare writing plays, it’s no wonder that
kids today spend so much time at the bear baiting pits instead of
going to the theater.”“Shyea, whatever, I’m waiting for the folio anyway.”
Internet = best place ever.
Merci Jim, merci Jay de m’envoyer des tranches de rire que seuls les lettreux-geeks pourront comprendre.
